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A shitty town in New Jersey that’s known for pretty much nothing at all. Most of the people living here are locals to the beaches in seaside and lavallette. It’s basically the boring irrelevant jersey shore. 4 elementary schools and that’s where all the young kids become fucking thots. Then after that you go to central! Central regional is our local high school and there is nothing to do there because it’s in the middle of nowhere. You can go to quickchek but that’s hella far if u don’t drive. Basically, it’s the shittiest town with nothing to do and all fake people and fucking whores.
Damn, that bitch from Bayville?
Yeah. She a whore.
by aintnobodymessingwitmaclique November 11, 2018
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Bayville is a small-ass town in Long Island, New York. It's on the north shore in Nassau County.

It's about 3 miles long, with one main road, Bayville Ave. On one side is the beach for the most part, on the other is two pizza places (Ralphs and Gusses, though the latter sucks), three pharmacies, a grocery store (IGA), candy store, a few delis, a barber shop, a small diner, and a few restaraunts. There are also nail salons, two churches, two elementary schools and about 8-10,000 people crammed into this 3 mile town.

Bayville is mostly rich, white Catholics who are either Irish or Italian. This leads to teenagers that are spoiled, racist, closed minded, and a constand debate over who's better, Irish or Italians. Luckily, I''m not like that.

Since Bayville is so boring, kids (usually from 11-16, since they don't really play with toys but they can't drive) usually are found just hanging out around town. There's either the stands, which has food and the beach, or the village, which has more shops and things but isn't as nice. We're known as "Bayville Kids", because we have the ability to asume ourselves very easily and we always stand around town and do nothing. Our classmates, kids from Locust Vallet and Brookville, don't get this, since Brookville kids can always get rides somewhere and Locust Valley has stuff to do. We used to have an arcade, but they shut it down.

Also, since we have nothing to do here, kids are more inclined to do drugs and alcohol then to have 'good, clean fun'. Not that other teens don't, we just start earlier.

Bayville is only famous for one thing around here: The Haunted Firehouse. I've never been, but inside the firehouse they decorate it for Halloween like a haunted house. It's actually really scary, not some cheap small town thing.We also have the feast, which is a bunch of rides and food. It's fun.

Our school sucks so much ass here. LVCSD. I won't even start. Picture Mean Girls, but not as extreme and with drugs also thrown into the mix. Actually, it's worse here, just not in the sense of all the different cliques. There's preppy, and then there's everything else.

Also, men make it a habit to honk at you on the one fucking main road there is. Especially Mexicans. They don't even care if you're hot.

Basically, Bayville is okay. It's boring as hell here though, and the people aren't the nicest. But make the right friends and you'll be able to have fun. It's a nice small town, not a redneck small town.

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a) You guys are such Bayville kids. You just stand around and do nothing.

b)Bayville sucks ass. It's so fucking small and boring.

c)Everyone in Bayville is the same; rich, whtie, and catholic

d)Fucking creepy Mexicans
by Pssh July 21, 2006
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Bayville is a small shitty town with nothing to do except smoke weed salvia and cigarettes snort and pop pills eat shrooms and hangout with your friends

Its in New Jersey by towns called beachwood,pinebeach,ocean gate, toms river,and SeaSide.

we have absolutely nothing to do but bike and do drugs like personally i started weed in 6th grade which was age 10 or 11
and i know kids who started cigs at 9 so yeah we seriously have nothing to do

we have extreme drama issues and plenty of fights we have fake gays and fake bi people kids fake desies such as bi-polor and people fake cut.we lie we're just like every other shitty town cept we have a dinosaur and a champagne bottle. oh and a spot in either weird NJ or weird US.we have a smoke shop and 2 grocery stores a Cumberland farms and small parts are on the water. almost everyone does BMX or Skateboards and only 20 kids dont do drugs and most get it from parents and no one thinks its a bad town cause it has so many good kids but those people are just blind and dont realize we have fist fights we lie we steal bikes and boards and everything that could go wrong in a town does.
person 1:"hey hun,where are you from?"

person 2:"Gayville, NJ i mean Bayville, NJ"
by BayvilleDruggie July 17, 2009
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Bayville Long Island. I live there. It's a great town! Its a little longer than 3 miles long, has one main road that crosses through the whole town and has beautiful beaches on both sides. In the town its beautiful! Everything you want and need pretty much right there for you! nail salons, pizza, delis, IGA, a cany store, many restuarants for you to choose from. Living here, i couldnt ask for more. Im irish, ya, the typical irish/itallian bayvillian. But not everyone is terrible! Honestly, now, the people you see by the stands, and in the town walking around, about 70-80% of them hang around, do drugs, ya, them, they are from locust valley! not bayville. There are alot of things to do in bayville! i love it here. Everyone knows each other, but growing up here its hard to establish where you really are. Don't hate here, i love it here.
by adlkfjads;faskdjfh April 26, 2011
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