Badtime Story
When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Badtime Story by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018
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Bedtime Story
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009
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Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story
To masturbate
Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003
Bedtime Story
The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Bedtime Story by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007
Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story
Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story by DIE May 28, 2003
Bedtime story
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
Bedtime story by Lotsolols June 7, 2018
Bedtime Story
Bedtime Story by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
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