A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
Get the Baconocrat mug.The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
by jmspaesq November 6, 2010
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I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.
I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.
I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.
by fireferret September 23, 2012
Get the Baconography mug.A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)
Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"
by Proskub November 20, 2010
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This word comes from how baby cats will crave bacon until they are about four years old.
This word comes from how baby cats will crave bacon until they are about four years old.
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