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Wakin' Bacon(sexual) 

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.
When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

sexual bacon 

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender
Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.
sexual bacon by Gnome February 5, 2005

Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual
Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh
Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Baconsexual 

When someone is aroused towards bacon.
Shasha is such a baconsexual she cums to bacon cooking videos
Baconsexual by thinemica August 26, 2022

Baconsexual

Another Word/Variation of saying you’re gay.
Person 1: Hey ____.. I might be Baconsexual.
Person 2: Holy shit, no way you’re a Bacon!
Person 3: I knew you were Baconsexual.!
Person 4: Guys he’s just gay what’s all the yelling for?
Baconsexual by followsurname June 8, 2026

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

Got to be Michael Jackson in his Gold Pants!
When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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