Bacon Bush 

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

Bacon Bush by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

the bacon bush rider 

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem

Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking

the bacon bush rider by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014

baconbush 

A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.

We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.

baconbush by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021

BaconBust 

when a male trys to get an erection (often called a boner) and is not able to make his penis stiff.

I looked at some nasty porn but I was still baconbusted

BaconBust by The Little rectangleturtle October 4, 2009