back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Back Tent

When you shit your pants but the shit is very hard and it pushes the seat of your pants out. It is like pitching a tent, but instead of an erection it is shit, and instead of your crotch, it is your ass.

Jimmy Buffet pitched a back tent in his speedo in the shallow end of the resort pool.

by Henryhenryhippo April 17, 2022