Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
When one grabs onto the females legs (or males) and throws her into a double front flip (or double back flip if you're a risk taker) and simultaneously takes off his clothes and her clothes and then completes a full insta-boner and as she falls to the ground from the flips, she lands on the fully erect penis, as it goes straight inside her auns.
Please note: This is a very risky maneuver, I highly suggest you do not try this! It has never been fully completed before and is illegal in 23 countries.
Jeff gave Troy the greatest Double Buttfuck Back Flip the other night, he had to go to the hospital!
The act in which, you and your partner freeze one’s doo doo in a condom then once you have the igloo base. You follow these steps.
1. Place igloo base on ground facing up.
2. Do a back flip onto the igloo
3. Done ✅
Girl: “Babe watch this igloo back flip” does igloo back flip.
Random tweaker: “do you have crack” does igloo back flip
Girl: “yes.”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*