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Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.
I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
Baby Stick by Gordo September 8, 2005
Words you can keep

Baby kebab stick 

When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.
I can't wait to go home because I'm having a baby kebab stick tonight.
Baby kebab stick by Daddyora May 30, 2018

baby sick 

come stain on a girls front or shoulder
at mothers meeting at school gate "ooo you have something on your blouse" reply " it must be some baby sick" , as husband drives of to work with a smile on his face !
baby sick by bug hunter September 14, 2015

Baby shicken

Fat girls who look amazing

Baby on board sticker 

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".

baby on board sticker 

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives
to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

sick with a baby 

Kat: I heard you throwing up this morning, are you hungover?
Hsa: No, just sick with a baby.
sick with a baby by kathro gonzalez October 29, 2008
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