Baby Shirt

One whim walks around in a shirt that fits so smug . One might even say it’s fit for a baby

Look how Michael walks around with his head high while wearing a off pink BABY SHIRT ,,,

Mumbling—— why are they looking at me

Baby Shirt by You know who -puto May 17, 2023

baby GAP shirt

A shirt that looks like it was made for a child or infant that is sometimes worn by teens and adults. Should never be worn by an obese female or any male. May be worn by sexy females, especially to show off their neathage / under boob.

Dude 1: Did you see that chick wearing that baby GAP shirt before?
Dude 2: Yeah that was sexy as hell!
Dude 1: Yeah it accentuated her neathage so well!!

baby GAP shirt by implicit March 28, 2008

Baby shart 

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

Baby shart by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021

shart baby 

When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

shart baby by boobs mcgee 69 August 25, 2008

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

babyshitter 

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

babyshitter by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babyshitter 

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

babyshitter by cords December 27, 2011