Baby Quief

A release of air out of a baby's vagina.

Nothing's cuter than a baby quief.

I worked at a daycare for 3 months and you wouldn't believe how many baby quiefs I heard!

That quief was little, like a, like a baby quief!

by pfunk87 September 4, 2010

Queef Baby

The result of excessive queefing.

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.

by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009

queef baby

1.the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck. a little bastard with two mothers which usually look butch, have mullets, or any other manly features.
2. when two lesbians are beaver rubbin and one somehow gets impregnated.

1. butch and bitch have a queef baby
2. hillary and carol were beaver rubbin and carol queefed into hillary's beaver and two weeks later hillary was sick... come to find out, she was impregnated with a lil bastard queef baby

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017