Baby Beaver

A smooth shaven or waxed vagina.

I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.

by John Unitas April 8, 2006

Baby beaver

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

The baby beaver wrapped himself with toilet paper

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Baby Beaver

extremely aggressive female athlete who visciously tackles and incapacitates opponents for no apparent reason in the canadian team sport of Broomball.

The offense is very strong tonight. We need a Baby Beaver to level the playing field.

by Venessa Bennett December 8, 2003

Baby Beater

Naval slang for a small sledge hammer used to make mechanical repairs.

Shit, this bolt is stuck in here. Pass me the baby beater, I got to get this out.

by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016

beaner baby

a hispanic child, typically a mexican

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps

by i did July 14, 2005

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

by Philly G January 26, 2007