Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably should’ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a baby’s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.
Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!
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The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
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Get the baby's first turtleneck mug.A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.
*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.
Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)
Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)
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Get the Baby’s First Bottle mug.Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
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