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Similar to the action of a cum shot, a ba-sam is a combination of semin and urine. The action consists of the solution being projected out of the urethra, into the air, and onto the face of another.
John- "Dude I just ba-samed all over that guys face!"
Winston- "You are so gay man, you are so gay".
Ba-sam by friendofthebeanmachine January 3, 2010
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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw
oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!
Basam is an arabic name, witch means a smiley person, usually given to the middle child, childish but very loyal and sweet , also hot af!Beware he is capable of stealing your girl without even wanting her .
Jack:Hey what’s up what’s wrong?

Josh:Basam stole my prom date
Basam by Djsjsjs November 8, 2019
Noun: A total badass, originating from the middle east but showing the world who's boss. Drinks, smokes, and enjoys the company of many women. Probably was in some type of military service and definitely has killed someone before.
Steve: yo shut up tim, basams comin in, hide the women, the wine, and song!
Tim: shit! last time he came in he took all the ladies!
Basam by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
A beautiful and caring girl who is friendly,has a charming face and above all a glowing heart.she loves been cared for but hates lies
Basama I very beautiful
basama by anonymous October 20, 2020
Basam is an Arabic name , usually that name given to the middle child, he got one of the Hottest Biggest Dick the world ever known , One of the sexiest man , he can steal your girlfriend without even wanting her
James: Why ur upset?
John: my girl cheated on me with basam without knowing even he's name
Basam by Simooon November 22, 2021

Mrs. Basamanowicz 

worst teacher ever hope you come back alive
She's so mean must be Mrs. Basamanowicz
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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