Definitions by friendofthebeanmachine

Ranchy Ear Drum 

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

Ranchy Ear Drum by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

Ba-sam 

Similar to the action of a cum shot, a ba-sam is a combination of semin and urine. The action consists of the solution being projected out of the urethra, into the air, and onto the face of another.

John- "Dude I just ba-samed all over that guys face!"
Winston- "You are so gay man, you are so gay".

Ba-sam by friendofthebeanmachine January 3, 2010

SSS 

Sweaty sack syndrome; when your sack is so sweaty that you're incapable of performing day to day tasks, particularly because your time is occupied by whiping the perspiration with a rag.

Dude i cant play halo right now because this sss is getting all over my hand!

SSS by friendofthebeanmachine November 5, 2009