BZD

Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax etc.); a class of tranquilizing drugs that reduce stress and anxiety. They have replaced barbituiates and serve well for recreational purposes. These are examples of downers/depressants other than opiates.

"Ugh, I'm feeling nervous about this class presentation."
"Here, take a few BZDs to calm you down"

by Ralf futz July 3, 2006

BZD

The protocol for giving great oral sex. Stands for "Button, zipper, down" (referring to what should be done with the pants). The B and D should be done with the hands, and the Z with the teeth. However, if you are talented enough to do all three with your teeth, go right ahead.

Sarah is such a whore. She BZD-ed Tyrone 10 minutes after meeting him.

by squirrelgirl098 July 29, 2011

BZ'd

The act of getting laid away or paying full price for anything. Generally but not limited to automobile transactions.

I BZ'd that guy and his wife on the 2010 Volkswagen Passat.

by scrun May 8, 2013

bzdi

Something that smrdi korne.

Ti bzdi gazot.

by Sluttycuts<3 November 21, 2021

Bzdeh

Russian slang meaning fart. It also has a variant: bzdit (fart (Verb), bznul (fart) (verb, past tense).

Фу блять, че бздехом воняет?
Ты че, опять бзднул?
Fuck, why does it smell like bzdeh?
What are you, bznul again?

by Rundir June 10, 2024

bzdonk

noun / adjective
(pronounced: biz-donk)

1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used.
2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art.
3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.

"Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my fourth coffee. I'm full bzdonk today."

"He’s been running around like a bzdonk since 7am and hasn’t done a single useful thing."

"That bzdonk energy? It's giving burnt-out intern who just discovered Google Calendar."

by MC McCancel June 23, 2025