Buckles 

A wife that makes you buckle down.

That wife of mine (Buckles) always naggin me talkin bout I need to buckle down.

Buckles by MACHINEGUNJACK June 12, 2011

Buckles 

Similar to giving knuckles to another person. Using one or two hands, you give knuckles to a single boob or pair of boobs at the same time. The boobs are giving you knuckles back. Boob Knuckles (Buckles).

My wife had a coffee this morning in the kitchen and I walked by and gave her some buckles.

Buckles by buht November 11, 2019

Buckles 

A lad with a 25 foot long scrotum that he uses like a whip. Confirmed to enjoy children. pretty based

jesus christ run it's buckles

Buckles by lolnaemae December 1, 2021

dealing buckles 

In baseball, when a pitcher strikes out a batter looking on a breaking ball causing his knees to buckle.

Greg Maddux was dealing buckles today as he struck out 10 batters looking.

dealing buckles by Derek Forrest December 4, 2007

chris buckles 

meaning "funniest man alive"

Also meaning friends with everyone

"Man, you crack me up, you really are the chris buckles."

chris buckles by Buckles of doom October 20, 2008

Peruvian buckles 

Ornamental and fucntional fastners for shoes, pants, jackets, car doors, and, sometimes, books on shadow boxing. Built by descendents of the Cat people of Peru, these buckles are often built out of rubies, silver, or from spaceship wreckage. In addition to this, some of the buckles can sell for well over $35.

These Peruvian buckles are rare and magical.

Peruvian buckles by Ballhog or Tugboat? October 28, 2005

fuck buckles 

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.

Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.

fuck buckles by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020