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Flushsmear

Pronounced (fluhzh-meer) - similar to the sound of Cashmere which is (kazh-meer)

1. The streak, smear, or temporary poop stain left on a toilet bowl as the result of first flushing the toilet and then beginning bowel movements when one hears the toilet gurgling during the end of the flush.
1. I went to Reds house and left a flushsmear in his guest bathroom.

2. Hey man! You should go to Daves house and leave a flushsmear.

3. Have you heard of a Flushmear before? People have been spreading it like it's hot!
by buht February 19, 2011
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Buckles

Similar to giving knuckles to another person. Using one or two hands, you give knuckles to a single boob or pair of boobs at the same time. The boobs are giving you knuckles back. Boob Knuckles (Buckles).
My wife had a coffee this morning in the kitchen and I walked by and gave her some buckles.
by buht November 11, 2019
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Pug

Pronounced (puhg) (rhymes with mug)

Definition:
The squeezing or flexing of inner pussy muscle with a penis inserted causing the sensation of a tight hug around the penis. Often felt more distinctively when not in motion related to sex or sitting still.
a. My wife pugged me several times last night after sex.

b. We laid there and pugged a few times and then went crazy.
by buht June 29, 2011
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Frobe

Pronounced (frohbe) - Souns like robe.

A two person process. The process of having the first person tighten their lips while pushing them outward to create a small round hole or tight closure while having the second person stick an index finger through the hole or tight closure and imagining it being a butt hole.

Frobe - To perform this action
Frobing - Performing this action
Frobers - People that perform this action
Frobed - To have performed this action
1. I frobed yesterday with Jack, it was sick.

2. Have you ever frobed? It's nasty.

3. Let's show Adam what frobing is, he will gag.

4. Do you want to Frobe?

5. Mike and Dave are Frobers.
by buht June 30, 2011
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Moomer

A millenial, or beyond, working on a Boomer product or system.
A Moomer failed to follow procedures which resulted in a single corrupt file dropping 30 ywar old aviation software to its knees and preventing flights from occuring to the United States of America.
by buht January 12, 2023
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duet

When you hear two distinctive sounds during a fart as if the sound was coming from two separate pathways to the outer atmosphere. The hand peace sign in reverse face(inner thumb facing chest) and sideways (fingers pointed horizontally to the side of the body) can be used to represent a "duet". (see "symphony")
This morning while stretching I let out a couple of duets.
by buht October 22, 2019
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symphony

Similar to a duet but containing 3 or more sounds (see duet).
While leaning forward to pick up a bag of trash I released a symphony this afternoon.
by buht October 22, 2019
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