Buy The Fucking All Time High

Used to describe the actions of investors who go long on stocks (buy) when stock markets hit new alltime highs. Usually this is seen as the worst possible time to invest, because markets have tendency to crash shortly after new highs.

S&P Closes At Record High Thanks To "BTFATH Mentality"

BTFATH by akuma_kyojin October 26, 2013

BumFapper

Bum - The obvious, ass, fanny (If you're american)

Fapper - Tossing off
BumFapper
Do the maths

Avalon Audrey: "Wow Chelly, isn't Jonjo the biggest bumfapper you've ever seen in your life?"

Chelsey Amelia: "He is indeed Avie!"

BumFapper by bumfappers annonymous August 2, 2009

BAMFA

(n.): corresponds with ANISA, stands for

BIG
ASS
MOTHER
FUCKING
ANISA

used when someone sees a smoking hot fine lady with a big ass booty and more rolls of fat than Trump has of cash

Tyrone: Damn that young stunna by the bar

Shaniquah: She's a BAMFA if I ever saw one

Felicia: I wish I had tits like that

BAMFA by BAMFA INC. October 10, 2016

bamfadankalicious

a term defining something so awesome, so unimaginably great, that you must use gratuitous amounts of wording to describe it!

That San Jose queso was bamfadankalicious!

bamfadankalicious by Shades Mcgizzle November 16, 2010

BMFA

BRANDON MOTHA FUCKIN AUSTIN... He is a part of the ncc crew which is based out of Colorado Springs, CO the NCC is a group of snowboarder kids that hang out, party, ride, and just make a name for themselves doing anything they can...

Kidd Hey what's your name everyone call's you?
Brandon BMFA...
Kidd What's a BMFA or what does that mean?
Brandon It's my nickname Justin and everyone came up with. and call me... It stands for Brandon Motha Fuckin Austin...

BMFA by ncc719 January 21, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026