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bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.
After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.
bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018
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blandwich 

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.
Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
blandwich by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

BS sandwich 

Something said that is untrue and full of bull****, but yet somehow people believe it.
"Don't believe that guy. He's a player and and I'm sick of his BS sandwiches."
BS sandwich by Tori L. March 13, 2009

blandwich 

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.
MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!
blandwich by The G Man September 10, 2004

bandwich 

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.
Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.
bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

bisandwich 

When your two best friends are bisexual and your straight af
Hey look it's the bisandwich
bisandwich by Fangirl182 August 4, 2017