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I GOT A BSOM FOR ARE BBOW
BSOM by BSOM December 20, 2008
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BSOM • bsomf • BSOMBS • BSOML • B some S • bs-o-meter
BSOMBS is short for the term, "ball sack on my ball sack." This is not inherently a homosexual term, though it can be misconstrued that way. It is generally used as a term of frustration, although it can also be used jubilantly.
Adam: "Dude, I just got a C on that test!"
Kathryn: "BSOMBS!"

Danny: "I just pwned some zombs. BSOMBS!"
BSOMBS by thebigtoro February 6, 2012
Acronym for "Bitch Sit On My Face"
Reference : 2019 song that went viral (Baby Keem - Orange Soda)

Term used when interacting in any way with a girl you find sexy / gorgeous
Elham: Hey!
Andrew : BSOMF!
BSOMF by _coffeeLover January 23, 2020
"Big Smile On My Face"
Online acronym
used when somf (smile on my face) just isnt enough :P

or when lol is too much
Person #1 :"*witty comment including love or friendships*"

Person #2 :"bsomf!! :D"
bsomf by bluemanch00 April 12, 2010
bigges/best shit of my life
you:hey guys i just experienced bsoml, it was amazing.
friends:wow man, intence
BSOML by kwalakayla April 19, 2009
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