Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018