2 definitions by Philo Beddoe

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
by Philo Beddoe November 13, 2008
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1. Any item that is new or technically advanced.

2. A new building in a community that is vastly superior to all other buildings already present.
The university is building a state of the ark scoreboard in the stadium.
by Philo Beddoe February 5, 2010
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