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BRILTARD 

A word used to describe someone who is brilliant, socially awkward, emotionally stupid, and utterly self-convinced he/she is of a superior class to everyone else around them.

Politically correctness nowadays expects you to refer to such person as intellectually/emotionally/socially/mentally (simultaneously) challenged. This somewhat relates to the historical use of such terms as "stupid smart". It ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

<<This guy is effn briltarded.
That guy is a briltard. He comes up with brilliant business and tech ideas and designs, then turns around and says/does the dumbest stuff out in public, all while being endlessly self-convinced he knows better than everyone else just because he's rich. Utter briltard!
BRILTARD by Ubel_und_Gefahrlich July 25, 2023
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A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022
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Brietard 

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
Brietard by esox9t7 April 21, 2019
Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.
"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"
When Bri is a retard
That was such a britarded thing to do
britard by mzakl February 9, 2023
Britard: A Britney Spears fanatic who is blind, biased, and refuses to accept any negative opinion/or speak any negative opinion about Britney. also see enabler
A Blind Britney Fan IE a Stan..
Britard speaking:
"If You Seek Amy was Britney's BEST Video"
"Circus is the Best Album"
"Her dancing is perfect"

Brietard 

Someone who devalues the opinions of old white men.
Brie Larson is a brietard.
Brietard by ilybfj March 6, 2019
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