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When Bri is a retard
That was such a britarded thing to do
britard by mzakl February 9, 2023
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Britard: A Britney Spears fanatic who is blind, biased, and refuses to accept any negative opinion/or speak any negative opinion about Britney. also see enabler
A Blind Britney Fan IE a Stan..
Britard speaking:
"If You Seek Amy was Britney's BEST Video"
"Circus is the Best Album"
"Her dancing is perfect"
To have characteristics related to retardation, including but not limited to drooling, screaming, confusion, and general lack of common sense.
That Britard got drunk broke my coffee table and now is drooling on herself lying on the floor.
Britard by Slimjay4087 December 22, 2014
A female by the name of Brie or Brianna who obnoxiously loud for no reason whatsoever
Why is Brie so goddamn loud, she’s such a britard
Britard by Jdog676 August 3, 2018
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022

Brietard 

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
Brietard by esox9t7 April 21, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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