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Brittarded 

several definitions apply to this awesome word!
A)to be a British handicap
B)if your name is Brittany and you're a retard.
example A) "Allo chaps I'm bloody Brittarded" said with a british accent and a handicapped fucktard lisp.
example B) "My name is Brittany, I am Brittarded. Do you like ice cream? I scream for ice cream, Ice cream .. and your mom!"
Brittarded by Mac and Jack Inc January 24, 2009
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Breetarded 

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.
Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.
Breetarded by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

Bitarded 

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man
Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded
Bitarded by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

brotarded 

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.
He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.
brotarded by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.
Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded
Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011
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