Skip to main content

Brittarded 

several definitions apply to this awesome word!
A)to be a British handicap
B)if your name is Brittany and you're a retard.
example A) "Allo chaps I'm bloody Brittarded" said with a british accent and a handicapped fucktard lisp.
example B) "My name is Brittany, I am Brittarded. Do you like ice cream? I scream for ice cream, Ice cream .. and your mom!"
Brittarded by Mac and Jack Inc January 24, 2009
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Breetarded 

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.
Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.
Breetarded by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

Bitarded 

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man
Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded
Bitarded by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

brotarded 

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.
He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.
brotarded by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.
Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded
Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
Load more