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When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.
1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.
Britarded by Kershaw July 5, 2004
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All the Matrix movies are britarded!
britarded by Brian Owenby June 18, 2008

bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

brevarded 

You are so dumb. You are brevarded.
brevarded by amandavis January 10, 2012

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006
Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.
"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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