A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the moneybars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.
Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.
After work comes Bowtime. So if you've spent days grafting away at home or at work, just head down your local and reward yourself with a pint of Strongbow!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.