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After work comes Bowtime. So if you've spent days grafting away at home or at work, just head down your local and reward yourself with a pint of Strongbow!
"Hell yeah, it's Friday - I think it's Bowtime!"
Bowtime by LushLaur August 19, 2009
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texas bowtie 

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.
texas bowtie by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

cincinatti bowtie 

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
cincinatti bowtie by Hrag June 11, 2006

cincinnati bowtie 

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie

egyptian bowtie

An Egyptian Bowtie is when you are all ready to execute Egyptian Goggles but get tired half way up and just drape your balls on your loving and supportive partners neck area. For this to be official, each testicle must rest perfectly on each side of the trachea.
Man, I was all about that Egyptian Goggles, but made an audible and went straight Egyptian Bowtie.
egyptian bowtie by Lazerwolf1980 August 10, 2019
An article of clothing worn around the neck, usually considered tacky unless you happen to be a Time Lord.
I wear a bowtie now. Bowties are cool.
bowtie by Charmify November 21, 2011

Kentucky Bowtie 

The act of reaching around a reach around.
Nicky had the audicity not to give the hughster a Kentucky bowtie, and that ended the relationship between the hughster and Nicky.
Kentucky Bowtie by Wookie Rebellion October 18, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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