BLURPEN

when one smokes purple and drinks budlight

bro me and my friends were BLURPEN for like 2 hours straight last night we were so retarted

by CHANCE OWEN May 25, 2011

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008

Blurden

Something that is a blessing and a burden at the same time.

Taco bell is a blessing to your mouth, but a burden to your thighs, a blurden.

by Ninja World War January 25, 2012

lil’ blurper

lil’ water buddy who blurps

“Blurp” , said the lil’ blurper.

by Sky Commander Winkie June 12, 2018

blurped

Gettin arrested, to get caught doin sumthin

Them hyphee ass niggas finsta get blurped they aint calm they assess down

by wat_it_do July 13, 2004

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

blurped

When you get caught by the police or half-time

Last night we were high speedin and bapped this van and we got blurped and drunk in shit

by D-ru July 23, 2005