blossin'

In late winter, 2008, hip-hop artist Rick Ross released his controversial and highly-provocative "The Boss" music video featuring Fat Joe. This video and the accompanying music was an inspiration to one Michael Borzatti, of Bel Air, MD. While enjoying the effects of copious quantities of adult beverages one sultry summer evening, Mr. Borzatti proclaimed, after having recently stumbled through an attempt to clear a couch and landing in a pile of aquatic equipment, "I'm the BLOSS!" His intoxication having clearly affected the intended exclamation, "I'm the BOSS," "the bloss" then metamorphosed, with the assistance of the cunning humorist Zachary "Dunns" Dunaway. "Blossin'" has since assumed its rightful place in urban vernacular as the term that describes the utmost condition of "boss"-ness; the pinnacle of coolness; the king of chill. Variations include: "blicka blau BLOSSIN'!" "hemaglobin BLOSSIN'" "Cliffhuxtable BLOSSIN'" and "lickity splickity do flickily BLOSSIN'."

(after half a thirty of Natty Light) "This quiche is BLOSSIN'!"

blossin' by <pollux> October 4, 2008

Blessing 

Blessing, the name of the girl you love who you can’t stop talking about. Maybe it’s because you love the way her name tastes on your tongue, or because you enjoy her in general. Either way, she’s the definition of absolute perfection. She’s kind but not one to keep her feelings to herself. She’s bold about her opinions—proud of it—but she’s still so caring.

She’ll be struggling through so much, wanting to give up all the time, but she always manages to somehow keep pushing through. She has strong tenacity and no matter how much she might want to just give up, she can’t. And it’s not because she loves herself like a narcissist, rather, it’s because she doesn’t want those around her to hurt.

She doesn’t deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them YOU feel your heart ache. She’ll say “I’m fine,” but you see straight through her mask. You want to wrap your arms around her, whisper comforting words into her ear as you stroke her hair. She’ll eventually break, making you’re heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She’ll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her.

But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn’t that just make you smile like an idiot. She’ll reciprocate the smile, hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt.

And that’s when you realize that you want complete happiness for this damn girl.

Phil: “Dude, I’m crushing on Blessing.”
Robert: “Yah, no kidding. Everyone loves her”

Blessing by melancholy_surrounds-us August 27, 2019

Blessington 

Better than a blessing, almost a miracle but something that is so good and is priceless.

Ace: Dude! I just got a $500 gift card to Apple!
Ned: That's a Blessington!!

Blessington by solvemc2 February 23, 2014

Blessing 

She's the one. She's beautiful and bubbly. Blessings are normally Africans and are the prettiest alive with the biggest bums, second from Esther's and Maria's. They are flawless and have a unique personality. Blessing's have the nicest bodies shape and don't need make up because they are already gifted with beauty. If you have a Blessing then you are indeed a happy man. She will feed you with a shower of suprises and the first one will be that you FOUND her. If you let go you will always want to come back, you might even be lucky if she accept's you back. They are intelligent, smart, peng but are fierce and rude. Don't get in their bad side. They are full of hidden talents so wait to date on if you want to discover them😘

She's the one a blessing to my life
I've received something a blessing
Wow I know her a blessing she is blessed😘

Blessing by BBRule😍😍 December 3, 2017

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Blessing 

He/she makes an awesome lover... you can never forget a Blessing once you've been with one. Shy in crowds but rocks your world when you get close to him/her

i want to have a Blessing everyday.

Blessing is good for the body and soul

Blessing by Chiheralicious Queens November 23, 2017

bossine

(adj) Like a boss.

Feline means like a cat, bovine means like a cow, bossine means like a boss.

Mr. Samberg:
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memo (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Mr. Samberg is bossine.

bossine by bobwinning June 11, 2011