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In late winter, 2008, hip-hop artist Rick Ross released his controversial and highly-provocative "The Boss" music video featuring Fat Joe. This video and the accompanying music was an inspiration to one Michael Borzatti, of Bel Air, MD. While enjoying the effects of copious quantities of adult beverages one sultry summer evening, Mr. Borzatti proclaimed, after having recently stumbled through an attempt to clear a couch and landing in a pile of aquatic equipment, "I'm the BLOSS!" His intoxication having clearly affected the intended exclamation, "I'm the BOSS," "the bloss" then metamorphosed, with the assistance of the cunning humorist Zachary "Dunns" Dunaway. "Blossin'" has since assumed its rightful place in urban vernacular as the term that describes the utmost condition of "boss"-ness; the pinnacle of coolness; the king of chill. Variations include: "blicka blau BLOSSIN'!" "hemaglobin BLOSSIN'" "Cliffhuxtable BLOSSIN'" and "lickity splickity do flickily BLOSSIN'."
(after half a thirty of Natty Light) "This quiche is BLOSSIN'!"
blossin' by <pollux> October 4, 2008
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blessin’ the river 

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.
We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.
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Blissin’ 

Adjective: A quiet and very observant person but they are the most dangerous people when it comes to the test.
That kid is mad quiet he’s definitely blissin’
Blissin’ by Tofache May 17, 2020
Somebody you cherish very much, they contantly give you false hope but if you need something they'll be there.
'Hey, can you drop me off at home?'

'Yeah that's all sweet'

'Blessin, thank you'
Blessin by rangaloverb October 20, 2019
Blossi = finnish slang for pot, marijuana. Originally meant a puff from a normal cigarette.
"Me tarvitaan blossii" = "We need some weed"
blossi by Mikko August 15, 2004
verb

To be living the good life; to be in a power of authority over others.
Automessage: Out.. BOSSIN. Leff msg.
Bossin by Kanda June 23, 2007

Blissin’ 

To be quiet and observant but when it comes to the test can be very dangerous for the people who tries them. They take nobody’s Bs but very nice at the same time.
That kid over there is quiet but he’s definitely blissin’
Blissin’ by Tofache May 17, 2020