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Big Kid Job 

A Big Kid Job is one's first job upon completing college or some other form of higher learning. Essentially, this job is the beginning of an actual career rather than continuing along a string of shitty, unprofessional, or unskilled positions.
"Hey man, did you guys hear that Bob just got his first big kid job? No more boozing until 3 AM on Wednesdays for him . . ."
Big Kid Job by big dick boss January 31, 2009

big kid pants

What a lot of people need to put on.

"Put on your big kid/girl/boy pants" means that the person who is being referred to is being immature and childish and won't man up.
"Matt challenged Jim to a fight for insulting his mother."

"I heard he wasn't going to show."

"Really? Jim needs to put on his big kid pants and take responsibility for his stupid actions."

Big Kid Stuff 

Let' do these drugs.
Hey man, I just went down to the getting store, so lets go do this big kid stuff.
Big Kid Stuff by Kitty3vil September 12, 2010

Big kid stuff 

Stuff big kids do. like teenagers. Which would be have sex, make out, get high and wasted.
Guy: Wanna do some big kid stuff?;)
Girl: sure, yolo..;)
Big kid stuff by Smd biotch November 23, 2013

big kid purchase 

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18
Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver
big kid purchase by aspenjames June 15, 2022

geejew in big kid faction 

a person that eminates the energy of a geejew in the server known as Big Kid Faction
woah, hes such a geejew in big kid faction!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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