big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

by aspenjames June 16, 2022

Kittening

The act of getting drunk on wine and going on adoption websites to look at kittens.

Julie told Aspen about her kittening

by aspenjames January 12, 2021