bifo

Bestest friends forever. Mostly used because the person writing can't spell BFFL (Best Friends for Life)

Bifo is regarded by most to be the most YOLO term since arthritis.
The origins of this term are unknown, but people speculate it to have origins from some guy called Jerry.

"Dude that tank top looks pretty swerve- what does it say?"
"BIFO 2013"
"Dude thats swag. Watch out cause the vice principal might dress code you for that."
"YOLO I'm in student council"

bifo by tanktoptool September 14, 2013

BIFO

Big Ignorant Fucking Ontarian

Used by islanders to describe the behaviour of ignorant mainlanders, mostly from ontario

That crowd from toronto was down this week, a bunch of BIFOs

BIFO by wq123e October 1, 2025

bifoungle 

A temporary failure to think clearly.

"Hey man how old are you?" I'm uh... Oh sorry i had a bifoungle.

bifoungle by MR.C00L88 December 14, 2018

bifootal 

a straight shoe. train track shoes. shoes that only point north

a shoe that can be worn on any foot,just ask billy,are your shoes bifootal?

bifootal by greig crawford1 January 18, 2008

bifocals 

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

bifocals by samuek November 20, 2004

bifocalize 

Making a pair of glasses bifocal so that one may see near and far

Please bifocalize my glasses so that I may see near and far.

bifocalize by kucz September 6, 2008

Akron Bifocals 

The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.

Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!

Akron Bifocals by What would LBJ do? November 24, 2010