bifocalize

Making a pair of glasses bifocal so that one may see near and far

Please bifocalize my glasses so that I may see near and far.

by kucz July 14, 2006

bifocalize

to make a pair of glasses bifocal so that a person is able to see near and far

Please bifocalize these lenses.

by kucz July 15, 2006

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 21, 2004

Bifocaled

To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.

"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"

"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"

by ][V][OO ][V][OO September 27, 2005

the bifocals

When a male ejaculates on a female's eye glasses. The male must fill each lense with his semen. After the lenses are filled with semen, the female must put the eye glasses on her face and go to the mall.

Man, I saw this chick at the mall yesterday that looked like she got the bifocals.

by PB & Jelly January 4, 2011

Bifocals

A weapon of mass destruction used by crazy rapist fathers.

"OH FUCK HES GOT THE BIFOCALS "

by JuicyMcSanders May 24, 2018

Akron Bifocals

The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.

Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!

by What would LBJ do? November 22, 2010