Being gay according to some people
When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people
Being gay according to some people by PushingBEnjoyer March 30, 2022
being gay for someone
1. when a guy is literally is gay for another guy.
2. when a guy claims to be just friends with a girl so he either likes her in that way or he is just friends with her. therefore he is gay or he is genius with the ladies
2. when a guy claims to be just friends with a girl so he either likes her in that way or he is just friends with her. therefore he is gay or he is genius with the ladies
1. Friend 1: "dude me and john hang out everywhere."
Friend 2: "dude, you're gay for him."
Friend 1: "What? I'm not gay!"
Friend 2: "Well you're being gay for someone right now..."
2. Friend 1: "I swear, me and Nisha are just friends"
Friend 2: "dude you can't just be friends. that's a gay relationship"
Friend 1: "Are you saying I'm gay for her?? I'm not being gay for someone!"
Friend 2: "so then you like her? HIGH FIVE MAN! GENIUS!"
Friend 1: "NO! we're just friends."
Friend 2: "dude that's gay."
Friend 2: "dude, you're gay for him."
Friend 1: "What? I'm not gay!"
Friend 2: "Well you're being gay for someone right now..."
2. Friend 1: "I swear, me and Nisha are just friends"
Friend 2: "dude you can't just be friends. that's a gay relationship"
Friend 1: "Are you saying I'm gay for her?? I'm not being gay for someone!"
Friend 2: "so then you like her? HIGH FIVE MAN! GENIUS!"
Friend 1: "NO! we're just friends."
Friend 2: "dude that's gay."
being gay for someone by drakeero January 26, 2011
National Being Gay day
You can kiss a boy and not be gay
National Being Gay day by National bra good October 17, 2019
one woman short of being gay
One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.
Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
one woman short of being gay by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011
imagine being gay coudnt be me
a common frase used to describe how the person who your talking to is gay, while saying that u yourself are not
imagine being gay coudnt be me by ur mothers sons daughter grand March 24, 2022
Your being gay
This is a term used only by people of the LGBTQ+ community, talking to someone who is straight and saying that they are lying.
Melissa:I just lost my v-card to my ex.
Jake:Omg Your Being Gay!
Melissa: why would I lie about that?
Jake:Omg Your Being Gay!
Melissa: why would I lie about that?
Your being gay by Justin1332 December 11, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"