Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again
A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.
Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”
A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"
Andy heard a buzzing sound coming from his sister's room. When he opened the door, he saw his sister masturbating with a dildo making a 'bzzzzzz' noise. "You're a fucking beesexual," Andy said in disgust.