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Split the Bedsheets 

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
Split the Bedsheets by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Load of bedsheets 

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.
(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH 

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

Creeper Bedsheets 

Creeper Bedsheets are bedsheets with a picture of a Creeper from the hit game Minecraft made by Notch

Creeper Bedsheets are typically used in very intimate relationships between 2 people doing the unholy
Guy: Hey shawty *pulls out Creeper Bedsheets*

Girl: Omg Babe!!!!
Creeper Bedsheets by Shinolol April 14, 2022

biggots in bedsheets 

Another term for the KKK.
I saw these guys one time who had on white sweat shirts and looked like a bunch of biggots in bedsheets.

Pillows Under The Bedsheets 

Origin: Movie: The Phantom of The Red House
circa 1950
Definition: Extremely obvious.
"That's as obvious as pillows under the bedsheets!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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