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To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b
Pattern by Deadbritishlad March 5, 2017
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' Im going to start chatting to her and eventually she'll be all over man "
Gerald: Oi she's buff go move to her
Simon: yeah i'm gonna pattern her still
pattern by John Koroma March 12, 2017
'If he chats shit, pattern him'
Pattern by Bon 3 May 21, 2018
To make a plan or model used as a guide for doing other things
Let's make a design pattern for this project.
pattern by Rami79 November 2, 2009

pattern up 

To fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders
Ay my young one pattern up or I'll pattern you
pattern up by Youngtinyzz June 14, 2017

Pattern up 

Fix up, sort yourself out
Stop acting like a paigon

Pattern Poster 

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example
Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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