BB&J

Recieving a blow job/ head from a soon to be ex during a break-up that may or may not be mutual. (Breaking-up Blow Job)

Mitch: "Dude, I totally snagged a BB&J as I was leaving Lindsey's house today."

Miles: "Niiice man, total success!"

Mitch: "Yeah, but we still broke up..."

Miles: "But you got the BB&J!!!"

by TheSmiles1 September 25, 2010

bb and j

A blowjob

Did you fuck her?
Nah, only got a bb and j

by Alquimista November 16, 2016

I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.

girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

by gender identity crisis July 2, 2020

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.

Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

by Anonymousgayboy August 12, 2020

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

by No-_Name July 24, 2024

BBJ

Acronym for receiving either a:
1) Bare Blow Job (without wearing a condom).
or a:
2) Birthday Blow Job

"Since Daniel's frigid girlfriend refused to help him celebrate his birthday with a BBJ, his buddies hooked him up with an escort from Craigslist who charged $100 "roses" for a BBJ."

by SpitItOut February 24, 2018

BBJ

Stands for Birthday Blow Job. This is when you give someone a blow job on their birthday.

Anna: Hey, Daniel . Happy Birthday! Want a BBJ?
Daniel: Sure!

by Fluffy Waa December 20, 2017