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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Agent. Men and women who have nothing better to do with their time than regulate firearms owners, issue edicts, and execute unconstitutional "no-knock" warrants.

The lowest form of scum on the planet... Were beaten and picked on mercilessly as children.

Possibly hermaphroditic.
I'd love to SBS this double barrel, but I'm not paying for the tax stamp and I don't want the BATFAGs kicking down my door.
BATFAG by anti-fed January 23, 2011
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Battagliaism 

The purposeful wasting or spilling of perfectly good beer in order to avoid its consumption is Battagliaism.
Bataglia walked behind the house and dumped his beer, thus commiting Battagliaism.
Battagliaism by Steve Clement December 24, 2006
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A boat-owning douchefag and fucktard.
Commonly found in coastal areas, may tend to be a smuggy asshat.
Jonas is such a fucking boatfag!
boatfag by pope poop October 6, 2008
a derogatory comment that is geared towards a man who displays more feminine than masculane qualities.
Ben Williams is a balfag.
balfag by valhall March 2, 2007
someone who is so obsessed with the character Batman almost to a homosexual extent that the revolve their life around it.
: Hey what's up?
: Dude I just got the newest Batman deluxe action figure
:you are such a Bat Fag!
Bat Fag by Puddle Leader February 27, 2009

Battaglia 

1. Incredibly badass.
2. The best of the best
You see the Battaglia kid? He's the biggest badass I've ever seen
Battaglia by zaksatoken August 12, 2008

Hot Mizuno Batbag 

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.
Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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