bardwell

1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence

Man 1: "The Internet is down again..."
Man 2: "DAMMIT BARDWELL!!!!"

by Tarrant071 August 12, 2015

Bardwell

A cross eyed version of Kermit the Frog.

Also anal about technology.

Or claims to be able to fix somethingsomething but either procrastinates about doing it or just flat out breaks it more.

Damn It Bardwell

by AllMightyAmerican August 7, 2015

Noah Bardwell

Brother of a bundalengerz

"YO, HES A NOAH BARDWELL"

by NiceBoy101 September 30, 2021

Barnwelled

When you get so fucked on a night out and you wake up in the morning you feel absolutely barnwelled

Guy 1: did you have a good night last night

Guy 2: yeah it was mental I got barnwelled

by Frank.ka January 28, 2015

barwell

A place of which used to be highly cultured, perpendicular to the largest village in england, and of high standards. Since then is has fallen dramatically. However, apart from the chavs that consume Barwells footsteps on the High Street, there are some very nice people to meet there. Wouldn't go there for a holiday though.

James Strain: Lets go up top town for a fag
James mum: Be carefull, honey!
James: Yo I own Barwell innit

---

More highly cultured people of Barwell: Fuckin chav .. our plan to kill him will be carried out one day..

by The westside.. the cleanside December 12, 2008

baldwell

A common Idaho slang term for Caldwell, Idaho, due to it's dominant population of Hispanics.

A hardcore Cholo typically has the baggy look, many tattoos and a shaved head hence BALDwell

by [e-mail] November 1, 2007

The Birdwell Disclaimer

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.

Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

by Bougee77 April 3, 2019