1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence
adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724
Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.