1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence
Man 1: "The Internet is down again..."
Man 2: "DAMMIT BARDWELL!!!!"
adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724
Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.