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1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence
Man 1: "The Internet is down again..."
Man 2: "DAMMIT BARDWELL!!!!"
bardwell by Tarrant071 August 12, 2015
A cross eyed version of Kermit the Frog.

Also anal about technology.

Or claims to be able to fix somethingsomething but either procrastinates about doing it or just flat out breaks it more.
Damn It Bardwell
Bardwell by AllMightyAmerican August 7, 2015

Baldelli 

adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724
Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.
Baldelli by lulubug3939393 February 24, 2010
A kid who has been fucking up or been BAD.
chadwell been fucking up so they should of called me badwell, reminising on them days I was sitting in that jail cell.
BADWELL by DAKOTA242LITTY July 30, 2019

Noah Bardwell 

"YO, HES A NOAH BARDWELL"
Noah Bardwell by NiceBoy101 September 30, 2021

Pulling a baldelli 

verb; The act of eating out a girls pussy but getting nothing in return.

Usually resulting in getting nothing in return.

A Guy that gives, but does not recieve.
I was pulling a baldelli and got the pus, but got nothing in return.

I pulled a baldelli and didnt get any dome
Pulling a baldelli by gucciestniqqa November 26, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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