(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural
rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on
internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything
better."
"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that
hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked
baseball and should be
OK in about 5 minutes."