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BALLSUCKER 

Mike: Your such a ballsucker.

Tom: Whats that mean?

Mike: You suck at life and you suck balls repeatedly.
BALLSUCKER by Mc Jingle Lob October 28, 2010
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ballsucker 

Bush is a democratic ballsucker?
ballsucker by AlGore July 22, 2003

ballsucker 

A person who loves to decorate houses
Girl 1: Oh, I love to go ballsucking sometime soon!
Girl 2: That sounds fun i am a great ballsucker!
Girl 1: I will meet you at john's house.
Girl 2: That sounds great!
ballsucker by ALi A IS life September 11, 2020

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"
balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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