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balls on 

exactly acurately placed
I'm tellin' you, that foundational wall is fuckin' balls on.
balls on by r.a. lipman February 19, 2004

balls on 

Adjective

Agressive and edgy. Badass. Balls on board; as in full of testosterone. Pronounced with the stress at the word "on" as in "Balls ON".
He: "I finally finished fixing the rear main seal on my '76 Chevy K20 with a big block 454 engine - wanna go for a ride?"

Me: "Man, this truck is balls ON!"



"Hey, did you see Janie's new full-back tattoo? Her ink is balls ON!"
balls on by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009

Balls on 

A nice set of testicles being placed or smack or layed or dropped on someone something somewhere
I had to drop my balls on her home girl last night she got turned on so I fucked them both
Balls on by Miao tai chi February 4, 2022

balls on the ground 

The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.
Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.
balls on the ground by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019

Balls on the table 

An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.
"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."

Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
Balls on the table by cousinitt April 6, 2010

Balls on your face 

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.
Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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