Definitions by MuddyRunnerGirl

Hair Party 

A full-on headful attack of bedhead.

Damn, dude... looks like you hada Hair Party and no one was invited!!

Hair Party by MuddyRunnerGirl March 16, 2009

Bubblicus 

noun.

Pronounced "bubb-lick-US".

A cowlick or bedhead formation at the back of medium or longer length hair that is so pronounced, it forms a bubble.

Ususally, the only remedy is to wash one's hair or to sit while eating breakfast with a wet washcloth over the head.

"I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with a raging bubblicus. I had to rinse my hair 4 times to get it to lay down again."

Bubblicus by MuddyRunnerGirl March 16, 2009

Montana Mudflap

A haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. The boys in Boise call it this... We call it a Mullet; Hockey Hair in Minnesota.

Jeremy must have been in a coma for 18 years... Check out the Montana Mudflap on his melon!

Montana Mudflap by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009

Duct tape and bubble gum 

A highly precarious patching / rigging of any item or situation with improvised materials or ideas to get through or beyond an obstacle.

It's gonna take a whole lotta duct tape and bubble gum, but I think we can land it in the Hudson.

Duct tape and bubble gum by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009

balls on 

Adjective

Agressive and edgy. Badass. Balls on board; as in full of testosterone. Pronounced with the stress at the word "on" as in "Balls ON".

He: "I finally finished fixing the rear main seal on my '76 Chevy K20 with a big block 454 engine - wanna go for a ride?"

Me: "Man, this truck is balls ON!"



"Hey, did you see Janie's new full-back tattoo? Her ink is balls ON!"

balls on by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009

titlash 

noun.

The sudden and violent bouncing motion of the breasts when riding in a schoolbus, particularly when seated over the rear wheel.

"I hate chaperoning these school fieldtrips. I wind up with severe titlash on the bus before we even get there."

titlash by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009

Suburban Blight 

noun.

The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.

"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."

Suburban Blight by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009