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ballhammer 

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.
Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.
ballhammer by buzz January 4, 2005

Balljammer 

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.
When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.
Balljammer by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

Balljammer 

When your balls deep in her or him
Im goiing to balljammer
Balljammer by Jabony December 10, 2015

ballsammered

When you have consumed two beans and 8 pints of lager and have passed out in a position where you are leant 60 degrees against an off white coloured wall
Mate that geezer is absolutely ballsammered
ballsammered by Uma tea November 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026