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bald-head 

In Rastaspeak, someone who is ignorant or not in touch with the ways of Jah; A bumbaclot
Mzo is an ignorant bald-head
bald-head by daveisok June 4, 2009

bald head ass 

When a person is in the act of becoming bald or is already bald.
Girl! When is you finna get yo weave? Yo Bald Head Ass...
bald head ass by Ricardo A. March 25, 2007

bald head hoe shit 

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.
Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!
bald head hoe shit by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005

bald head scaliwag 

a bitch who does not have any hair and wears wigs to cover it up.
bald head scaliwag, aint got no hair in back. gelled up weaved up, that girl looks fucked up.

Bald Head Strength 

The extra amount of strength a nigga receives when he’s bald as hell.
“Damn that nigga got that bald head strength.

Yo he bald asf I know he got that bald head strength.
Bald Head Strength by Blast on ZTE February 14, 2022

bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!
bald head island is great for rich white people
bald head island by kyle April 6, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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