text short hand for Bro I'm so trippa right now . A phrase used when you have become useless
B.I.S.T.R.N....bro...Im soooo trippa right now, I couldn't fix my dj controller effect knob, so I threw it against the wall and destroyed the entire thing .
βI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.β
βYour new empire?β
βDonβt make me kill you!β
βAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!β
βIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.β
βOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.β
βYou will try.β
Iβm not retyping that so Iβm just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty whiteracist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch iβm coming up there and iβm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expertβs specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be βeggheadβ, βsquintβ, or βgeek.β
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or βbafflingβ to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but donβt want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.